tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-49994096541581245052024-03-05T17:55:27.533-08:00◕‿◕ Sanne © ◕‿◕I am online at SL now since the beginning of March 2009 and it's funny to see how by even entering this virtual world the power of blood can't be resisted. Yes I write in rl too but with one difference. In rl I make money with it :p And no, English isn't my native language but being in SL is a great way to improve that.
I come and go in SL and will write here only about my experiences in SL.
◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comBlogger66125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-52352591200330181972012-05-18T16:34:00.000-07:002012-05-18T16:34:02.541-07:00EOS (Enlarged Organ Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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In this virtual world some people take to making their pixel organs somewhat enlarged. For instance this poor soul. In an attempt to attract the ladies he's tried to make his "Admiral Winky" easier on the eye. Alas this has backfired and instead he's made it resemble a greedy hamster. I appreciate that women tend to like cute and cuddly things but generally not when they're attached to a mans groin. However, it may be a cunning <br />
ploy to enable him to go to Franks with his "Chubby Conquistador" out because when challenged he can simply say he's taking his hamster for a walk and that isn't against the rules (yet). <br />
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If you want to see extreme examples of EOS I suggest you visit the Keyhole Club. Here you can view a plethora of strange organs. Men seen wearing the kind of weapons the size of which are only matched by those on display in a North Korean military parade. Rumour has it that the late Kim Jong Il was a frequent visitor to the Keyhole Club to get inspiration for new missiles. That and a bit of pixel rubbing. <br />
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So if you're ever tempted to perform some pixel surgery on your organs please heed this warning. Making them look like small mammals isn't suddenly going to make people want to jump into bed with you. It's more likely to make them want to place them in a cage and feed them nuts.<br />
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All credits for this one go to Spencer. Besides being my beastie bestie I officially appointed him now as my co-writer and english teacher. His English is soooo much better than mines :) xxxxxx◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-52496908195639187592012-04-28T06:25:00.000-07:002012-04-28T06:25:51.135-07:00SBS (Slapping Breasts Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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SL is a pixelworld and we can be whoever or look however we want. However, both men and women have the tendency to exaggerate. Especially when it comes to penises and boobs. Maybe because are THE bodyparts both genders feel most insecure about in RL ^^ <br />
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Since last year there is this new feature in most viewers called the avatar physics. Have you seen these big boobed women that put the slider a bit too far to the right? Do they really think it looks realistic and or even sexy? Omg... looking at those big boobs move like heavy bags filled with water makes one seasick so you better don't look at them dancing on an upbeat tune. It's really beyond my imagination that men can get turned on by looking at it. On this picture you see the equivalent of the Slapping Breast Syndrome in RL. You still like what you see? Go and join the Woobly Boobly Club!<br />
<br />◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-68905859330705219952012-04-26T08:13:00.001-07:002012-04-26T08:13:56.791-07:00IPS (Internet Picture Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The Internet Picture Syndrome is definitely one of the most common syndromes you will come across in SL. You find them in lots of profiles in SL tab, picks and RL tab. Of course there is nothing wrong with that (as long there's no copyright on the pic) but if you put one in your profile suggesting it's you or a part of you that's plain dumb. <br />
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Angelina Jolie, Ivian Sarcos, Adriana Lima, Chris Evans, Colin Farrell, Simon Nessman, etc. are not online on SL. They probably all have a look alike somewhere but it ain't you!<br />
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And by putting pics of only body parts (lips, legs, eyes, hand and feets) taken from the internet in your profile that means probably ALL of you is really bad news in RL. <br />
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The picture shown in this syndrome was in the RL tab of some woman.<br />
I searched for it with "french manicure" on the internet and found it within 1 minute on a Dutch site. <a href="http://www.schoonheidssalonmachteld.nl/page9.php">ttp://www.schoonheidssalonmachteld.nl/page9.php</a><br />
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She had also the following in her profile:<br />
"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them." and "Don't Believe Everything You Think". Glad to read that she's not that dumb that she believes what she has written but she definitely ain't going to kill anyone.<br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><strong>1000L$ Contest</strong></span><br />
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The first one that sends me the internet link where the girl on this pic can be found wins 1000L$. Don't forget to mention your SL name otherwise I won't be able to transfer it to you. My closest friends are excluded from this contest. That means you too Spencer!<br />
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And NO... it's not me on the pic but could be my look alike *smirks*<br />
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<br />◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-26971406117142165952012-04-14T13:10:00.000-07:002012-04-14T13:10:40.750-07:00LBS (Lost Body Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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This picture shows u a clear example of the Lost Body Syndrome. Rumour goes that there is a head chopper active in SL who's only interested in female bodies. Where he takes the bodies and what he does with them still remains unknown. If you have any information about the head chopper and or find bodies or heads please contact either Emma Schaffner or me.<br />
We will try to put heads and bodies (if not too much damaged) together and return the whole avatar to the rightful owners.<br />
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Lolzzz.. Emma.. don't worry... we will find your body and the bastard who did it.◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-75950214320582239572012-03-29T14:22:00.000-07:002012-03-29T14:53:00.240-07:00COS (Cock-Out Sydrome)<br />
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This picture shows u a clear example of the Cock-Out Syndrome. It obviously only occurs with men that are in SL for only ONE reason (T-girls have boobs!). It isn't hard to guess which one although it isn't yet hard on this picture. However... a non-erected cock indicates that he's desperately looking for a girl to have sex with. These men are definitely the less subtle ones. They are only seen with noobs and really desperate women.<br />
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If you could search his pockets in RL you probably only would find tissues..... Yikes !!◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-43571402877072714322012-03-06T15:50:00.000-08:002012-03-06T15:50:52.879-08:00BMS (Bleating Man Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjn6wpB_OPu1t9Y2KnJ5NzxwJIITJcMSDOwYk0lGOP2shSVuTiwFLds8RuLkzOLwYGZNOv4mRxqDYHDqYhz18fE2YxlP2D-G-Wg14586yCC6JxTRDAp7IjCe4TL3vTZtgsl7nEPC3P50zl/s1600/BMS.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjn6wpB_OPu1t9Y2KnJ5NzxwJIITJcMSDOwYk0lGOP2shSVuTiwFLds8RuLkzOLwYGZNOv4mRxqDYHDqYhz18fE2YxlP2D-G-Wg14586yCC6JxTRDAp7IjCe4TL3vTZtgsl7nEPC3P50zl/s400/BMS.png" uda="true" width="365" /></a></div>There's a famous chinese proverb that is applicable to the Bleating Man Syndrome, namely: "When a sheep appears in a man he will soon start to bleat... Baahh". <br />
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This picture shows you a clear example of how this syndrome is shown in sl.<br />
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Often sinners in general and God's people are described as sheep. That said, would that also mean we have the characteristics of sheep? Here are some characteristics:<br />
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<ol><li><u>Sheep are foolish:</u> If there would be a scale for animal IQ, sheep would score close to the bottom of the scale. They are so irrational. You watch them as they pause in front of a stream. They know they can’t jump it or swim it. So what do they do? They jump in anyway! </li>
<li><u>Sheep are slow to learn:</u> Every shepherd can tell you countless stories about how sheep can be taught a very painful lesson, and yet fail to learn the painful lesson. A sheep may get caught in barbed wire trying to break through a fence. And the next day it will try it again, and again....</li>
<li><u>Sheep are unattractive: </u>Some animals may not be very bright, but make up for it with grace and elegance in their movement and actions. But sheep are so awkward, so lacking in agility and dignity. Sheep are dirty, smelly, and ugly. </li>
<li><u>Sheep are demanding: </u>Ever watch a lamb suckle its mother? Almost as soon as it is born, it is violently sucking its mother’s udders. And that insatiable demand never leaves them. They demand grass, grass, and more grass; day after day, and night after night.</li>
<li><u>Sheep are stubborn: </u>Have you ever tried to move a sheep? It’s like trying to move an elephant. Ever watched a shepherd try to manoeuvre a sheep into a fold or a dip-tank. It’s like trying to wrestle with a devil.</li>
<li><u>Sheep are strong: </u>Macho men have been beaten by sheep. You look at their skinny “arms” and “legs” and think “easy.” Next thing you are flat on your back or face down in the dirt. It's like getting run over by a tank. </li>
<li><u>Sheep are straying: </u>Perhaps the main reason The Bible chooses sheep to characterize us, more than any other animal, is because of its well-deserved reputation for straying and getting lost. Often you can find sheep in the middle of nowhere -miles from anyone and anything- and totally unconcerned. Or find them on a cliff or a lethal ledge what makes you think “How did it get there?”</li>
<li><u>Sheep are copycats: </u>When one sheep decides to start running, they all decide to start running. If you were able to ask one, “Why did you start running?” it would say, “Well, because he started running.” The next would say the same. And the next one. And when you got to the last sheep he would just say, “I dunno.”</li>
<li><u>Sheep are restless: </u>Sheep sleep very little. You always can catch them eating grass, grass and grass. They say that for sheep to lie down they need freedom from fear, freedom from friction with others, freedom from hunger, and freedom from pests and parasites. A very rare combination.</li>
<li><u>Sheep are dependent: </u>Some animals can cope and thrive without any close supervision. Not sheep. They are very dependent on their shepherd. They cannot live without him/her.</li>
</ol>(Source: Sheep: "This time it's personal" / David Murray at The HeadHeartHand Blog)<br />
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We keep logging on and on no matter how many times we get hurt or fooled, we don't wait until we're rezzed but run people over, people get partnered over and over again, we are disrepectful and egoistic, a lot of avs still look and walk like newbies after a long time online, SL is a MMORPG and yet there are a lot of sims with only one av on, we copy other avs appearance and clothes and go to the most crowded places.<br />
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I think the resemblance with sheep characteristics speaks for itself and only gets magnified <br />
in SL. <strong>Uhhohh... We're all just dumb sheep!!</strong><br />
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lolzzz Spencer... You're not only messed up but now also meshed up! Uhhohh.. and please don't stop growling. I never fancied sheep ;)◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-83128328368821472632012-02-03T09:07:00.000-08:002012-02-03T09:12:42.601-08:00GPS (Gay Parade Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWf2RHwa4UvwtrxlGXiBeFUmMVwf2tpLmIJL5zWxy1Xmb-yFYMTaBxuFJNLkVcsQosOlFesSiXi1tTDQpNeo-J4bIF9yNG5gaRtLxe7ra9EHcN5uQo_d1TJ0klqElhPGeAFYa80jtAIaM5/s1600/GPS.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="287" sda="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWf2RHwa4UvwtrxlGXiBeFUmMVwf2tpLmIJL5zWxy1Xmb-yFYMTaBxuFJNLkVcsQosOlFesSiXi1tTDQpNeo-J4bIF9yNG5gaRtLxe7ra9EHcN5uQo_d1TJ0klqElhPGeAFYa80jtAIaM5/s400/GPS.png" width="400" /></a></div>Don't know if you remember the MSS (Mating Season Syndrome) where in spring the female SL birdies dress up to find themselves a mating partner? This is a simular one but with one difference it concerns the gay guys in SL operating a female av.<br />
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The Gay Parade never takes place in spring because gay guys hate having too much female competition AND they aim for the best "food". That's why you see them in crowded places just before springtime (February and March). In apperance they are easily to recognise because they love to wear pink as shown in this picture.<br />
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As for them trying to seduce a guy they use another strategy then women:<br />
<ol><li>They don't pretent they are chaste but stay themselves under all circumstances and show they enjoy life to the utmost.</li>
<li>They never criticize other females dresses, shoes, hadbags or their compatibility with each other.</li>
<li>They don't show any signs of jealousy but show they feel confident about themselves and have trust in others.</li>
<li>They don't show diffident behavour and don't treat men as an emotional support.</li>
<li>They don't use the "speech code" (What are you thinking about?) to catch his unawarenes and to pump real feelings and emotions out of them.</li>
<li>They don't behave like proprietresses. They don't check on them by asking friends about his whereabouts or ransack his pockets. They give them space to do their own things.</li>
<li>They don't behave too emotional. Don't cry over broken nails or burst into tears watching a movie.</li>
<li>They don't behave like a shopaholic and don't insist that men must accompany them during shopping. </li>
<li>They don't behave like chatterboxes and don't put every minute detail into a conversation.</li>
<li>They never demonstrate their superiority over men by depriving them of sex in an attempt to punish them.</li>
</ol>For guys they would make the best partners because they don't do the things men hate in women. This is a virtual world, a world of imagination so why care who's behind the avatar? As for women.. please don't let the gay guys get hold of all the good guys !<br />
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Uhohh... It leaves me really clueless why men drop sometimes unasked pictures of themselves in my inventory. I wonder if women do the same ^^◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-72456631585463360732012-02-01T11:38:00.000-08:002012-02-01T11:38:55.694-08:00WDS (Wannabe Dom Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN_TvdJOnovhBgXi-djgzYUTr5VyoO1O65mZgrCXkx_dry4GmqV-Ut3sxOesHS8a9nTHsMzd76IABXsn1N48itLqH7X9HPZOtbgrcArTea01EqlLciu8_IMqcUv0Mm4opLE5WgCBHDKSjj/s1600/WMS.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" sda="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN_TvdJOnovhBgXi-djgzYUTr5VyoO1O65mZgrCXkx_dry4GmqV-Ut3sxOesHS8a9nTHsMzd76IABXsn1N48itLqH7X9HPZOtbgrcArTea01EqlLciu8_IMqcUv0Mm4opLE5WgCBHDKSjj/s400/WMS.png" width="295" /></a></div>A wannabe (slang for "want to be") is a person with an ambition to be someone or something that she/he is not. The term is pejorative and intends to convey the foolish nature of the desire due to the incompetence of the "wannabe" to accomplish the goal (source wikipedia). So are all just fakers and posers.<br />
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There are lot of wannabe's in SL but the most striking is the Wannabe Dom. There are 10 types of wannabe Doms:<br />
<ul><li>The "<u>I Am Dom Hear Me Roar</u>" Dom: All shiny new leather wear, with a belt full of toys (just bought at Jack's Whip-O-Rama). Of *course* he knows what to do! He read SM101.</li>
<li>The "<u>I Just Wanna Get Laid</u>" Dom: Roams the halls of SL sending IMs to the ladies in the Chateau telling them "On your knees! I am a Dom and you ARE my slave!". Wants to collar someone (ANYONE!) to fulfil the prophecy of his deluded elitism. Pines to belong to the clique.</li>
<li>The "<u>Dungeon Slut</u>" Dom: Has a new 'lady love' each day (sometimes 2 or 3 a day). He swears each time that *this* one is his 'eternal true love'....at least for the next two hours. </li>
<li>The "<u>Psycho-Stalker</u>" Dom: Wants to know *exactly* what you do...every minute of the day and night. Insists on BCCs of all sent mail, and Forwards of all read mail, wants access to your account to check up on you. Do you get the feeling that someone is watching you? With this one, you're probably right. </li>
<li>The "<u>I Just Wanna Be Your *Friend*</u>" Dom: Offers to guide you and protect you....you innocent sweet lil thing you. Ohh, those other 10 subs? Just friends. Really. </li>
<li>The "<u>Of Course I'm Dom...I'm an Alpha male!</u>" Dom: Warning signs: Hides behind a number of alts of BOTH genders, with a donkey and a goat thrown in for good measure, oh ...and don't forget the 'toad'. "SL and RL are completely separate and shall remain that way". Whines, a lot.</li>
<li>The "<u>I'm Not *That* Type Of Dom</u>" Dom: Squeaky-clean image. The type of Dom who everyone *knows* is a good guy. He would never do something less than up-front and honorable. Uhohh... Totally transparent! </li>
<li>The "<u>Tom Cruise</u>" Dom: He's young,rich, handsome (ahumm) and perfect....until you meet him in person. Then you find out that the 'Tom Cruise look-alike' you've been subbing to is 5'4", 400 lbs, bald, 50 years old, and living with his elderly mother. (Ohh yeahh... and he works as a clerk at 7-11...not as a CEO of a 'major corp'). Or….does not work at all…not because of any early success but more because....he's an all round..under-achiever.</li>
<li>The "<u>Alex I'd Like to Buy a Clue For $200</u>" Dom: Ok, so you've got a sub (coughs)....now what? </li>
<li>The "<u>I Don't Have A Sub Bone In My Body</u>" Dom: Really a bottom at heart, just refuses to admit it...even to himself.</li>
</ul>The sign of a true Master is that he NEVER includes self-promotion of His manliness. He exudes His strength from EVERY pore, every tacit response, every gaze, His ENTIRE demeanor.<br />
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This one is written with someone that wants to stay anonymous. Got her permission long time ago.◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-18411283685801381692012-01-30T05:22:00.000-08:002012-01-30T05:22:42.575-08:00RTS (Rabbit Teeth Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmn6JPRXgUFmLvsWH4P50VM6_LrkkYuHdh82Eg1TcFJfY69cG4hZAp992siQbvAilqsONFsuR_FmWnzmI9usqQQZdt8sRSTOKBrGNiUi61kt3LmxVmQnZeWeGM6KK44zWNL3hPSLP4BUyZ/s1600/RTS.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gda="true" height="336" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmn6JPRXgUFmLvsWH4P50VM6_LrkkYuHdh82Eg1TcFJfY69cG4hZAp992siQbvAilqsONFsuR_FmWnzmI9usqQQZdt8sRSTOKBrGNiUi61kt3LmxVmQnZeWeGM6KK44zWNL3hPSLP4BUyZ/s400/RTS.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Rabbit teeth grow continuously throughout their lives. Normal chewing action and grinding of tooth against tooth wears them down to just the point that they don't overgrow.This picture shows you a clear example of <br />
the overgrown Rabbit Teeth syndrome in SL. It seems to occur most with women in SL.<br />
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This means that the persons suffering RTS in SL don't take very good care of themselves in RL. They spend probably way too much time on their ass eating chips, burgers and other junk food. Besides suffering RTS they are or become obese and wheezy. <br />
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People with overgrown rabbit teeth are lucky that they aren't disposed of, as some rabbits, or many of them would have been culled on early age. <br />
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To prevent overgrown rabbit teeth you should start a high fibre diet and get off your lazy ass.<br />
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As for the men meeting women with RTS in SL. Better keep your cellphone close in case you want to have sex with them.You'll need it to call 911 !!◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-36403900894201324662012-01-28T08:10:00.000-08:002012-01-28T08:12:30.172-08:00PPS (Peno Pause Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEji4bJb34NC_nVQIGbzC2LIb-oiijq8yYOsvziKUIuHZ8maoBE97Qby4Ivs4tzMqytyz2yaEcs5WxatTG4P38Vu8eBXwoUwAkJy34jADhuAwV-0XCmujuEy7c4hby1F886y74oatb_LgrtW/s1600/PPS.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gda="true" height="316" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEji4bJb34NC_nVQIGbzC2LIb-oiijq8yYOsvziKUIuHZ8maoBE97Qby4Ivs4tzMqytyz2yaEcs5WxatTG4P38Vu8eBXwoUwAkJy34jADhuAwV-0XCmujuEy7c4hby1F886y74oatb_LgrtW/s400/PPS.png" width="400" /></a></div>This syndrome isn't about the male menopause, called andropause. In European countries and the United States, andropause generally starts at 40 when most men are at the pinnacle of their careers, and a decline in the hormonal level has a negative influence on their careers as well as personal life.<br />
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The Peno Pause however kicks in with men at age 55+. Most of them are in a bad marriage in RL or in the middle of a divorce, don't have a regular job and not much else to go for. They feel frustrated and escape to SL to desperately look for what they lacked for a long time in RL. Hidden behind their avatar they transcend all forms of immorality. They become agressive and vulgar perverts and believe the world revolves around their own wants and needs and whims. They have a sick disregard for the universal law of "reaping what you sow" because they think it doesn't apply them or can negatively effect them.<br />
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Men suffering PPS are not always easy to recognise. Some characteristics are:<br />
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- Are online almost 24/7<br />
- In their profiles you find text as "I don't give a shit", "Fuck off", "My sl not yours" etc<br />
- The longer online the more alts they create. They think they're smart with creating <br />
opposite looking alts.<br />
- Are often very vulgar in local as well in chat. They use a lot of "fuck" and " shit"<br />
- They hit often on much younger women for ego boost<br />
- They ask for pussy pics and spread cock pics around<br />
- Some fall easier "in love" than you can blink with your eyes<br />
- Some are big spenders in SL. Friends seem easy to buy in SL ^^<br />
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Last but not least.. they don't only start to look as punks but behave even worse. If you see a punk as shown in the pic in places like ballrooms etc you know you have to do with an "Old Punk". You really think a 20-25 yo guy would go to places like that? Go figure !◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-42010385432751060112012-01-25T13:20:00.000-08:002012-01-25T13:20:40.649-08:00EHS (Excessive Hairiness Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhK8FDUZdQqHbQjDPVnLB4Rr9ggGKsmsz3f_orAlTDD7SD_ug06PGac5QFkI39FvTVTPt5WE77G4nF74pefxHfOE-HicWTWZKmUzDsKSsewltJB2bK58aIm-R6uToXpxHUJ2gT8hbPM6T8m/s1600/EHS.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gda="true" height="233" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhK8FDUZdQqHbQjDPVnLB4Rr9ggGKsmsz3f_orAlTDD7SD_ug06PGac5QFkI39FvTVTPt5WE77G4nF74pefxHfOE-HicWTWZKmUzDsKSsewltJB2bK58aIm-R6uToXpxHUJ2gT8hbPM6T8m/s320/EHS.png" width="320" /></a></div>The Excessive Hairiness Syndrome is also known as hirsutism and refers to women with excess growth of terminal hair in a male pattern as seen on the pic. In this sense, hirsutism is one of the most common disorders in SL.<br />
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Regardless of the etiology, hirsutism can produce mental trauma and emotional anguish and can be viewed<br />
as a presumptive loss of femininity. <br />
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The major objective in the management of hirsutism is to take always your shaver with you. You can buy them om marketplace. Southern European women who suffer most from hirtuism are advised to take their shaver everywhere they go in both SL and RL !◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-1690462554707116742012-01-25T12:25:00.000-08:002012-01-25T12:25:35.621-08:00RCS (Revealed Coolness Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhixgTIWQkXk5KYuP8QQaH1ga2Q4LrWRYY7b_mbn0-u3WzaoEPyLfe0TP0VFemi57gNtcLC3Ja36YuzHYuzCJv5mh4zO-PSnbkNeZyQsiYKEVNN_y7U1h9vNjnroQcdJnK97vhR8TUBlRiw/s1600/RCS.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gda="true" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhixgTIWQkXk5KYuP8QQaH1ga2Q4LrWRYY7b_mbn0-u3WzaoEPyLfe0TP0VFemi57gNtcLC3Ja36YuzHYuzCJv5mh4zO-PSnbkNeZyQsiYKEVNN_y7U1h9vNjnroQcdJnK97vhR8TUBlRiw/s400/RCS.png" width="247" /></a></div>In sl a lot of men try to look cool. But being cool isn't about dressing up your avatar the right way. The very definition of being really cool is being calm, composed, under control, not excited, indifferent, and socially adept. Often cool people are those that don't get excited about things, that don't always have to talk, unless they have something cool to say. The people who strive the hardest for coolness are sabotaging themselves by trying too hard. <br />
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The fake ones are easy to recognise in sl. Eventually they will show up as seen in this pic. Nothing cool about that... eh?◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-48968766020330078212012-01-22T03:51:00.000-08:002012-01-22T03:51:11.366-08:00BZS (Blue Zebra Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglKcpqqyA_8GSRJhXtcLqlSc_i4FlTGYrJSZTec6S4Lla1A2WHb-9EPfTF-_EwpwcM6-XpCrka1ipzUktydQP7ekbK0EErk24gYS0WxU_291LicoI5dyNR7sYiPi8pEjLWhQ3EC6IJbgT9/s1600/BZS.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" nfa="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglKcpqqyA_8GSRJhXtcLqlSc_i4FlTGYrJSZTec6S4Lla1A2WHb-9EPfTF-_EwpwcM6-XpCrka1ipzUktydQP7ekbK0EErk24gYS0WxU_291LicoI5dyNR7sYiPi8pEjLWhQ3EC6IJbgT9/s400/BZS.png" width="321" /></a></div>The Blue Zebra Syndrome is definitely one of the rarest syndromes you will come across in SL. With a normal zebra the black and white stripes are a form of camouflage called disruptive coloration that breaks up the outline of the body. Although the pattern is visible during daytime, at dawn or in the evening when their predators are most active, they look indistinct and may confuse predators by distorting true distance. The Blue Zebra however tries to achieve the opposite and wants to attract potential predators to get totally ravaged because they suffer the worst form of self-destructiveness. You better think twice before you im such person because you will get dragged into something way beyond your imagination.◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-16500515238943991302011-10-06T13:47:00.000-07:002011-10-06T13:47:58.042-07:00DVS (Dummy Ventriloquism Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDi4Eu4ODdFvkpT_Z_En1paP3AYYqGXzLtAoOL-qg-lOIuc0xGQyZSC48FgI2luqHNqYmfYs93dekecH59SqK5vmNxqf7aXP_wye_dH5sgpQEpXwAoZnQeQ_D8s-m5DzKgN-mWSwfdyFXu/s1600/DVS.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDi4Eu4ODdFvkpT_Z_En1paP3AYYqGXzLtAoOL-qg-lOIuc0xGQyZSC48FgI2luqHNqYmfYs93dekecH59SqK5vmNxqf7aXP_wye_dH5sgpQEpXwAoZnQeQ_D8s-m5DzKgN-mWSwfdyFXu/s400/DVS.png" width="300" /></a></div>Ventriloquism is an act of stagecraft in which a person (a ventriloquist) manipulates his or her voice so that it appears that the voice is coming from elsewhere, usually a puppeteered "dummy".<br />
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Originally, ventriloquism was a religious practice. The name comes from the Latin for to speak from the stomach, i.e. venter (belly) and loqui (speak). The Greeks called this gastromancy. The noises produced by the stomach were thought to be the voices of the unliving, who took up residence in the stomach of the ventriloquist. The ventriloquist would then interpret the sounds, as they were thought to be able to speak to the dead, as well as foretell the future (source: Wikipedia).<br />
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In SL you could say we're all more or less ventriloquists because we let our dummy (pixel doll) do the talking for us. However, this picture shows a clear example of the real Dummy Ventriloquism Syndrome in SL and I have only seen it once so far. This ventroloquist is taking it very literal and wants his dummy to put another dummy up in the stomach to let it do the talking for him. That really shows that this is a stupid person and has no common sense and no brain at all. A real dummy !<br />
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P.S.<br />
Don't mistake this kind of dummy with the typical Baltimore girl that will suck anybody's dick, or have sex with them. Source: Urban Dictionary <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dummy">http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dummy</a>◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-58699654676693365282011-09-25T12:22:00.000-07:002011-09-25T12:22:31.289-07:00GLS (Granny Love Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPb8fz0KU-r0__o4h9YVK-WxHAW-kkIo3Zee_ImM7G97y6ux7LQsUK2GXlKjVFBVolQeJdKPTDTQT4hD2AIbp0cN9IQm6BelLyK_zJ1Xi0T2vjTlg7ph37faOtc-dwUuOk8zZaCK_6TGS_/s1600/GLS.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" hca="true" height="382" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPb8fz0KU-r0__o4h9YVK-WxHAW-kkIo3Zee_ImM7G97y6ux7LQsUK2GXlKjVFBVolQeJdKPTDTQT4hD2AIbp0cN9IQm6BelLyK_zJ1Xi0T2vjTlg7ph37faOtc-dwUuOk8zZaCK_6TGS_/s400/GLS.png" width="400" /></a></div>Most (older) men seem to be attracted by beauty and youth both in RL as SL to make them feel better. One should think that in a pixelworld as SL age wouldn't be a criteria when it comes to matters of the heart. Older women with younger men romance or marriage is nowadays not a matter of awe anymore. A lot of men have found love, harmony and happiness with older women in RL. Nevertheless, in SL it seems to be still very rare. However, this picture shows you a clear example of the real Granny Love Syndrome in SL.<br />
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What makes guys attracted to older woman? <br />
Below some reasons or benefits for getting involved with an older woman:<br />
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Older Women have more experience with men, know what they want and are more stable. Men feel more comfortable with them. Older women by default bring more life experiences into the relationship and nurture the growth of their partner without trying to be in command of the relationship. <br />
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The fact that older women are taboo makes young men attracted to them. Our Society is used to see older men and younger women more than the other way round. The normal tendency of people is that they want what is a ‘forbidden fruit’. <br />
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Lesser Competition: Young women may have several men chasing after them. Older women offer an alternative. Younger men feel more attractive and it boost their ego. They can also feel more confident saying "no" when their partner asks them for sex. They can always blame it on Alzheimer....and say baby we did it last night.<br />
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Many people also agree to the fact that sex gets better with age and getting an experienced partner is considered a plus because older women know what they want and they have experience towards pleasing a man. Besides that they won't get pregnant that easily anymore. Also some young men like the feeling of nipples touching their knees and prefer blowjobs without teeth (dentures out).<br />
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People gain more confidence as they grow older. Many young men find older woman attractive as tend to be less superficial. A conversation with an older woman can be interesting and intellectual whereas majority of younger women tend to be silly, immature and sometimes shallow.<br />
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Majority of older women are financially independent and has successful careers. Men like it when his partner is self-sufficient and self-supportive and don’t need them to take care of her.<br />
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The need for Mothering. It is said that all males have a child in them. An Older woman can easily fulfill that need in them. <br />
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And last but not least, as clearly shown on this pic, there is the famous Granny's "goodie bag". Once she shows the younger guy what's in the bag there is no escape possible.<br />
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Tallyn... You didn't have to hide behind dark glasses. I think it's kind of cute ;)◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-72417788332033824172011-08-13T09:42:00.000-07:002011-08-13T09:42:34.648-07:00ODS (One Dollar Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaEsIWKXphrpSYhyUTqYs1GSKXyIp2DarmvxaWeEluMuPiiLTyKmpBXq0VALqpvePubdCpfY_TAKKIHf3fPiyHDYb_qIHT-IVec74muqMUgmiks__qA1wHZMmBSLSyS_vNLjR0m5agE_tc/s1600/ODS.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" naa="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaEsIWKXphrpSYhyUTqYs1GSKXyIp2DarmvxaWeEluMuPiiLTyKmpBXq0VALqpvePubdCpfY_TAKKIHf3fPiyHDYb_qIHT-IVec74muqMUgmiks__qA1wHZMmBSLSyS_vNLjR0m5agE_tc/s400/ODS.png" width="352" /></a></div>This picture shows u a clear example of the ODS. Due to the worldwide economic crisis, and in this case the Americans, people shop more and more at the One Dollar Stores. The quality of the clothes there even makes <br />
classy people look trashy and cheap. When you shop for 10 dollars at one of the One Dollar Stores you get a fake golden Dollar necklace (almost indistinguishable from real gold) for free to show people that you still have at least something of value. Be careful... because of the high gold price nowadays you can get easily mugged.<br />
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The guy on the pic calls himself a Happiness Consultant. Lolzzz... Sounds much more interesting than a clown or comedian but the result is the same... They all tend to make you laugh and feel happy ;)<br />
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◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-83448701717180968452011-07-25T10:56:00.000-07:002011-07-25T10:56:42.476-07:00PCS (Panty Camming Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZwdqWYHYjY9jTKM2Fk9qdcVQsdwsx2dczuUE9KuZPT3bk6EWqGGZiJQdQXjKU7UQM7GBd7WGPPNT3RPeOh3Xnrh8Zr50XM-YfqEJw6OqKcxnqmepfdkgUnT2xKXVrj9anBB-vKUwzAjOp/s1600/PCS.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZwdqWYHYjY9jTKM2Fk9qdcVQsdwsx2dczuUE9KuZPT3bk6EWqGGZiJQdQXjKU7UQM7GBd7WGPPNT3RPeOh3Xnrh8Zr50XM-YfqEJw6OqKcxnqmepfdkgUnT2xKXVrj9anBB-vKUwzAjOp/s400/PCS.png" t$="true" width="400" /></a></div>Lots of men in SL seem to have an urge to cam under women's skirts or gowns. This picture shows u a clear example what men are looking for when they are camming under women's skirts.... PANTY's instead <br />
of the usual shorts in SL. I can't possibly imagine what's so exciting to see about some pixeldoll wearing a pixel panty or string. Get real men !! It's patthetic !! Better watch here: <a href="http://pantiesfans.com/">http://pantiesfans.com/</a><br />
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N.B. Sorry Rowan... I cammed under your skirt knowing you wouldn't wear a silly shorts ;)◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-13733032225343319862011-07-25T03:05:00.000-07:002011-07-25T03:17:19.075-07:00LAS (Lazy Ass Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8kfMG1O5BX8FgS5h3eQTIEM7j8oUIzrLQ_D6YU8PCS_6DOZy1hLlpIdiV7F73L-xs0Yqe9ww7fZypB8F81ibqZApUcsgurDCOsvLRpO_tGAjRFzQMHhrEa_ERGhLH-CZb9vfZDiHgqVHD/s1600/LAS.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8kfMG1O5BX8FgS5h3eQTIEM7j8oUIzrLQ_D6YU8PCS_6DOZy1hLlpIdiV7F73L-xs0Yqe9ww7fZypB8F81ibqZApUcsgurDCOsvLRpO_tGAjRFzQMHhrEa_ERGhLH-CZb9vfZDiHgqVHD/s400/LAS.png" t$="true" width="322" /></a></div>This picture shows you a clear example of the Lazy Ass Syndrome. Strangly enough it mostly occurs with men in sl when they're trying to dance. What those men don't know is that it can only be seen by others.They are so deluded that they SEE themselves dance. These men are real lazy asses in rl who sit all day behind the pc.. with beer and burgers... and flirt and talk dirty on sl because they don't have a real sexual life. The sitting position in sl tells you also something. When they sit at a woman's back they like to take her from the back what makes the sex more anonymous. It doesn't matter to them what age the woman involved is, who she is or how she looks. If you're looking for just plain and anonymous sex these are the perfect guys to have sex with and then forget about them the next day. <br />
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N.B. Lolzzzz... Some men are really inspiring. Thanks Spencer :)◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-18150868460511203802011-06-28T10:29:00.000-07:002011-06-28T10:29:15.242-07:00FAS (Falling Angel Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1SjHTiFwgmfB_SYiSr8_F4jPcUDhvjB-l_tbOq5C9TXHMkbWuq8nMaVyV7HzFc-fTgQHpDy7pzDNHqcvKQg69dg5am8d1GV1XV6I_H0OYVysUDyHj_S7DsnFVRkMrh4OLMlLm6eMZH5US/s1600/FAS.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" i$="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1SjHTiFwgmfB_SYiSr8_F4jPcUDhvjB-l_tbOq5C9TXHMkbWuq8nMaVyV7HzFc-fTgQHpDy7pzDNHqcvKQg69dg5am8d1GV1XV6I_H0OYVysUDyHj_S7DsnFVRkMrh4OLMlLm6eMZH5US/s320/FAS.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Have you ever seen the Axe "Excite" Commercial? If not, watch here: <br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAaHt1dhnIA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAaHt1dhnIA</a><br />
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Isn't it great that there's a deodorant for men and that beautiful women come fall out of heaven? <br />
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It seems that there are also perfumes that can make you wishes come true. I captured a male "Falling Angel" on pic that landed in front of a woman's feet that had overdosed on Thierry Mugler's Angel.<br />
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Below some perfumes that could do the trick. Unfortunately the list is far from complete and sorry men but ONLY for women !!<br />
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<ul><li><div style="text-align: left;">Estée Lauder's "White Linen" if you want a guy between your sheets</div></li>
<li><div style="text-align: left;">Bella Bellissima's "Perfect man". It's a male fragrance so I hope you won't end up with a gay guy </div></li>
<li><div style="text-align: left;">Instyle Parfums introduced some fragrances especially for Sex In The City called "Lust" and "Kiss". The names say it all</div></li>
<li><div style="text-align: left;">Calvin Klein's "Obsession" if you want a guy to be obessed by you. Be careful what you wish for ^^</div></li>
<li><div style="text-align: left;">Julio Iglesias "Only Crazy" when you don't want to be held responsible for anything you do on sl. Just blame it all on Julio.</div></li>
<li><div style="text-align: left;">Ralph Lauren's "Glamourous" could be of help when you want to become a model in sl.</div></li>
<li><div style="text-align: left;">Liz Claiborne's "Realities" if you feel you're getting lost in SL and need your feet back on the ground again</div></li>
<li><div style="text-align: left;">Michel Germain's "Sexual" if you're in the mood to get laid by a stranger.</div></li>
<li><div style="text-align: left;">Elizabeth Arden's "True Love" if you're looking for the love of your life.</div></li>
<li><div style="text-align: left;">Fendi's "Fantasia" to give you just that bit more courage to fulfull your sexual fantasies in SL</div></li>
<li><div style="text-align: left;">Hugo Boss "Boss" if you're looking for a Dom or Master</div></li>
<li><div style="text-align: left;">Gianni Versace's "Blonde" if you need your brain to shutt down for a moment</div></li>
<li><div style="text-align: left;">Parlux Fragrances "Instinct DAnimale" for if you want to lose total control. Could be a good present for subs and slaves.</div></li>
<li><div style="text-align: left;">Chopard's "Wish" if you have other wishes then the above mentioned</div></li>
</ul><div style="text-align: left;">Keep spraying and see if it works.... either here or in rl !!</div>◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-65731463669559443672011-06-02T07:29:00.000-07:002011-06-02T08:20:22.728-07:00DHS (DickHead Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNzZjVF4efrVfcTVaFms31WylPQtUSIqfYilh50qjAFlVyQFx6kuhnU5DvnNQgE7we8GHArmirvyjGxmz4hNOCd59KMyUuqJTOVaw9dBfq3oHhO03cXJ4kcc23h-49ZcChT7S91kEH5kqF/s1600/DHS.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNzZjVF4efrVfcTVaFms31WylPQtUSIqfYilh50qjAFlVyQFx6kuhnU5DvnNQgE7we8GHArmirvyjGxmz4hNOCd59KMyUuqJTOVaw9dBfq3oHhO03cXJ4kcc23h-49ZcChT7S91kEH5kqF/s400/DHS.jpg" t8="true" width="400" /></a></div><br />
The most well known meaning of the word DickHead is for a male person who "thinks with his dick". This type of male is always right, and when questioned will come back with something witty that will make you sound so stupid, you will never want to challenge again. Personal subjects will be thrown out there, and tears usually follow. Will constantly point out your negatives and will just generally make you feel worse about yourself. This person is usually very good at comebacks and will not take offense to anything. (Source: Urban Dictionary).<br />
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In SL however the word DickHead gives a complete new meaning or syndrome to this word. Where else can it be taken so literally? You can either put a dick ON your head as shown in the left pic or someone can stick a dick IN your head as shown in the right pic. <br />
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I suggest that all males that are operating a female av here put a dick ON their head. Give me a call and I will send one to you for free. Nice detail, it can kind of wiggle really cute.<br />
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As for the stick dick IN head... you men better believe it when a woman says she's not into pixelsex here or has a headache when you ask her for sex again. <br />
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The dick on the right pic belongs to a pornstar here that I hired for this pic. Couldn't find a friend that wanted to figure for this one. Lolzzz.... Have no idea why. I myself have whatsoever no problems with acting or looking like a fool here.◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-48707379693225462422011-05-30T03:18:00.000-07:002011-05-30T03:18:45.163-07:00BIS (Blind I Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUMD8uutMAVMwGlk82vpqwD11zbfpy53lAWahdy8O1V0Pk7OFX_3caVDb6-vtB1EFjflviQMCZb2nYhBresIbQqMJnkOIxBqCceaKuExjrIAS4CP5DvfkpT9kARufGaYSil3ask5KVFGD-/s1600/BIS.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUMD8uutMAVMwGlk82vpqwD11zbfpy53lAWahdy8O1V0Pk7OFX_3caVDb6-vtB1EFjflviQMCZb2nYhBresIbQqMJnkOIxBqCceaKuExjrIAS4CP5DvfkpT9kARufGaYSil3ask5KVFGD-/s320/BIS.jpg" t8="true" width="281" /></a></div>This syndrome can't be captured on a pic because it's shown most in people's behaviour and not in their appearance. However the Phoenix radar can give you an indication when at Client is a questionmark. Statistics show that more and more people log on to this pixel world on IPhones, IPods, IPads or equivalent products. The characteristics are: they always rezz (if they rezz at all) where they left last time and often pick this spot carefully, they always stand because can't click to sit, have only access to 2nd life tab, groups, picks of someone's profile and can access their inventory to rezz pics. Furthermore these people are blind as a mole because their view is limited to map and radar. However they are able to accept tp's. I wonder why someone would send them a tp? Chatting with them can be really somnolent because they are soooooo slow so you better keep more windows open to prevent falling asleep.<br />
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Big question is why people log on to this pixelworld without being able to see the pixels? Are it the true addicts that want to stay in touch with their friends on sl wherever they go? But what about the ones that seem to im people randomly not able to see that you're already dancing or whatever you might be doing ^^. Pretty annoying !!<br />
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The latter group I recommend to go and visit a non-pixelated chat site as below:<br />
<a href="http://www.internationalschat.com/">http://www.internationalschat.com/</a><br />
<a href="http://www.12allchat.com/">http://www.12allchat.com/</a><br />
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Wrote this one with a little help of a friend (Sink) suffering BIS. He wanted me to add that people with BIS are also really funny and have great personality. Of course I don't agree with him (I never do).◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-90822554505764374762011-05-13T10:33:00.000-07:002011-05-13T10:33:19.999-07:00TMS (True Martyr Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjS6k15UHXaRew2ZNi-_dsFR7HXlzEvGctp1SUsf8rhqXlpAJdwXrGkFa37U7GcCs1JDpLfNFG9hhkbxLmnUasJh08bYYyyQuVfRS7-TlAEn83J3ADaV81VKDP-p_N2F8XOoKJTKtpQd5cK/s1600/TMS.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" j8="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjS6k15UHXaRew2ZNi-_dsFR7HXlzEvGctp1SUsf8rhqXlpAJdwXrGkFa37U7GcCs1JDpLfNFG9hhkbxLmnUasJh08bYYyyQuVfRS7-TlAEn83J3ADaV81VKDP-p_N2F8XOoKJTKtpQd5cK/s400/TMS.png" width="312" /></a></div>This picture shows u a clear example of the TMS. They always show up looking as if they have been crucified and it occurs with men and women in SL. These kind of people make a great show of suffering in order to arouse other people's sympathy. In their profile they vent about their virtues. In conversation they will always talk about how bad people treat them here and how cruel rl is on them. If you are in for a one way conversation or you want to play a good samaritan these are the perfect people to talk with. You only have to "nod" or "hmm" to give them the time of their life. Be careful with adding them to your friendlist because whenever they see you online they will IM you.◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-41881973622237399832011-04-29T04:51:00.000-07:002011-04-29T04:51:50.892-07:00MSS (Mating Season Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6HpMJ9XpJi6VeqvFC4pGkzDLzOnNF9WB3w8tnRXI4L3BC5oAW30qk8NQjliJudFnUKtDBvTf631azp2MdwpLBLOKVEckKpWv42rguzY8qQfebOb6mItdKH7U7pYtmdDz1JT7CkrUZx7WV/s1600/MSS.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" j8="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6HpMJ9XpJi6VeqvFC4pGkzDLzOnNF9WB3w8tnRXI4L3BC5oAW30qk8NQjliJudFnUKtDBvTf631azp2MdwpLBLOKVEckKpWv42rguzY8qQfebOb6mItdKH7U7pYtmdDz1JT7CkrUZx7WV/s400/MSS.jpg" width="351" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="font-size: large;">Springtime !!! </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">This picture shows you clearely the effects that springtime has on women suffering MSS. Their colorful, iridescent plumage makes them easy to recognize. SL Birdies get all dressed up and start showing off their feathers while hormones are running through their bodies. The instinctive and animal urge to mate can't be denied. These birdies are exceptionally flexible mating partners. They may be monogamous, polygamous, or polyandrous and you can find them where "food" is plentiful. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">The Birdies usually show these signs:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">* Are more grumpy, moody and sometimes even become violent towards other Birdies</div><div style="text-align: left;">* Has large, stinky droppings. (Trust me, you will know the difference)</div><div style="text-align: left;">* Starts to like dark places (dungeons, sexclubs, brothels, BDSM places)</div><div style="text-align: left;">* She's desperately looking for a 'nesting spot' (Keeps asking about it in every conversation)</div><div style="text-align: left;">* A cere (a small thing above the nose) shows up and turns darker and darker</div><div style="text-align: left;">* She will have a oval (round) shape on her vents (bottom)</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">The mating season in SL ends at the end of May. </div><div style="text-align: left;">So for the (pea)cocks amongst the guys.... Go get those birdies !!!</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">And this is how this syndrome got written... Thanks Laila :))</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">[11:11] Laila Laperriere: is it peacock season?</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">[11:11] Laila Laperriere: there is a woman in a blue dress with a peacock thing lol</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">[11:11] Laila Laperriere: you know..peacocks sprout there feathers when they want to mate LOL</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">[11:13] Sanne Grantly: lolzzz</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">[11:13] Sanne Grantly: Would make a good syndrome</span></div>◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-83543379576436197742011-04-25T08:12:00.000-07:002011-04-25T08:12:52.260-07:00DDS (Dark & Deep Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2B2MSSA0eGPLGLLX4oSeyM8i8QbUAQTkThg2B2MLD7pfbDyFKNT99xjDPJYTcve8R8jGYB5qZN0k2CydIr77b8J35ExmJTMYA-HSkzyGT_9asJsNYSZuS9X6lAbyIoEn4Ud88bXAaEesh/s1600/DDS.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="241" i8="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2B2MSSA0eGPLGLLX4oSeyM8i8QbUAQTkThg2B2MLD7pfbDyFKNT99xjDPJYTcve8R8jGYB5qZN0k2CydIr77b8J35ExmJTMYA-HSkzyGT_9asJsNYSZuS9X6lAbyIoEn4Ud88bXAaEesh/s400/DDS.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>The Dark & Deep Syndrome can occur with men and women but is most expressed in appearance by men in sl. The DDS is also known as "Being boobeared in pdx". How they look and what they write in their profile is enough to keep most people at distant. However, this falsely given information is a way to hide their true identity. To get to know people with DDS better isn't easy because they are<br />
very introvert (not to be mistaken with shyness). Basically, an introvert person is energized by being alone and whose energy is drained by being around other people only small talking. Introverts are more concerned with the inner world of the mind. They enjoy thinking, exploring their own thoughts and feelings and others. Talk with them about ideas and concepts and they will show you more of themselves. And who knows... you could have found the "boobear" you always wished for.<br />
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With approval of the guy on the pic.....<br />
[07:54] Sanne Grantly: Finished !!<br />
[07:56] Sanne Grantly: DDS<br />
[07:57] ARebours Benazzi: oh let me see<br />
[07:57] Sanne Grantly: Ohhh... have to upload<br />
[07:58] ARebours Benazzi: rrrrr<br />
[07:58] Sanne Grantly: moment please<br />
[07:58] ARebours Benazzi: ok<br />
[08:00] Sanne Grantly: Got it?<br />
[08:01] ARebours Benazzi: moment i read<br />
[08:02] ARebours Benazzi: ok i accept and allowed you ^^◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4999409654158124505.post-33822735117227304882011-04-11T16:10:00.000-07:002011-04-11T16:10:41.543-07:00BDS (Barbie Doll Syndrome)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI-Ef7ZDdqccP-D9zQgCcH3xkyQ6kB8i9hmDo_F8Rqc9_gykmqQ0fQJm6rLuEfGZunhJ40kAiZ3Qc4RlwwMtw7_uzDY0yLldt5WEXB1MkkyxuHZPw0lWoGS3fe-6Gkjq7a9O497F14QRvS/s1600/Barbie+Doll+Syndrome.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" r6="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI-Ef7ZDdqccP-D9zQgCcH3xkyQ6kB8i9hmDo_F8Rqc9_gykmqQ0fQJm6rLuEfGZunhJ40kAiZ3Qc4RlwwMtw7_uzDY0yLldt5WEXB1MkkyxuHZPw0lWoGS3fe-6Gkjq7a9O497F14QRvS/s320/Barbie+Doll+Syndrome.png" width="265" /></a></div>This picture shows u a clear example of the BDS. It obviously only occurs with women who used to play with Barbies in their childhood. As you might know Barbie is the first fashion doll with an adult appearance manufactured by the American toy-company Mattel, and launched in 1959. <br />
The women that suffer from the BDS are women that played with the early launched Barbies. All these women wanted to look like barbie: very long curly hair, perfect shape and curves, nice makeup and wearing fashionable clothes. What they forgot is that Barbie evolved over the years. They didn't.<br />
It's remarkable how the apperance of a female av can give away someones true age. Hope you can count.◕‿◕ Sanne Grantly ◕‿◕http://www.blogger.com/profile/13680161847481855701noreply@blogger.com